Has everyone gone bat shit crazy??

Seriously! My mom has saddled me with a secret that is just too much. I think it is making me physically ill. I know she has gone crazy! I have been talking to a guy online. Today he asks me if I want children. I say that I am ok, either way. If I have them great, if not, great. My eggs are getting old though, so I don't think it is gonna happen for me. He proceeds to tell me that I should have a child so he can suckle a breast. WTF? I said something along the lines of that being a fucked up reason to want to have children. He responded that he was kidding...and then proceeded to go on about wanting to taste milk from my breasts. OMFJ (oh my fat jesus) (thank you The Hangover and Gina). Fuckityhell! (Thank you list of the day and Kim). This just sounds like a great reason to get pregnant. Yes, sign me up. Let's do it, today. Even though we have never met...come over....your sperm and my old eggs need to meet. What the fucking fuck???!!!