Has everyone gone bat shit crazy??

Seriously! My mom has saddled me with a secret that is just too much. I think it is making me physically ill. I know she has gone crazy! I have been talking to a guy online. Today he asks me if I want children. I say that I am ok, either way. If I have them great, if not, great. My eggs are getting old though, so I don't think it is gonna happen for me. He proceeds to tell me that I should have a child so he can suckle a breast. WTF? I said something along the lines of that being a fucked up reason to want to have children. He responded that he was kidding...and then proceeded to go on about wanting to taste milk from my breasts. OMFJ (oh my fat jesus) (thank you The Hangover and Gina). Fuckityhell! (Thank you list of the day and Kim). This just sounds like a great reason to get pregnant. Yes, sign me up. Let's do it, today. Even though we have never met...come over....your sperm and my old eggs need to meet. What the fucking fuck???!!!

WTF?

I am so fucking tired of the BBW groups and their guise of "let's get together and support each other...show the world we are people too and how awesome we are". I have met some great women in these groups...and I have met some not so great women. I went to a party this weekend and got so pissed off I had to leave. I didn't want to get in an argument while I had been drinking...and I didn't want it to sound like the argument was over a guy, because it wasn't. It was really about how I was treated by people who are supposedly my friends and running this group to better our lives and each other. What a bunch of fucking horse shit. I try, really try, to treat people the way I want to be treated. That doesn't always work, I am human, after all. I am just not accustom to people in my life treating me like shit. When it does happen I usually step back and assess what I did wrong in the situation. How fucked up is my thinking that I always think I am the one in the wrong?! This time I know I am not. I hope that some stupid play ground bullshit was worth loosing a friend.

Pets have been relocated

I picked up two of the dogs and my two cats from the house today. Husband was there. He cried when I took his dogs. He is keeping the smallest of the three. I guess his girlfriend doesn't want the dogs to move in too! HA! It was sad. Feels like it is all really happening now. I left him....but haven't wanted to think about actually getting divorced. I probably would have gone on being separated forever. But, things happen...and I am now ready for it to be finished. Really, the last big step is selling the house. Keeping my fingers crossed....

WTF??

This has been a crazy week. Hoping that it is over and good things are to come. Husband did something totally stupid...and it is causing me problems. We are going to have to sell the house in League City. Hopefully we can sell it. I love that house. I know....it is just a house...maybe I will have another one, one of these days. So...I can part with it. Doesn't make me happy....but I can part with it. Have to get all my stuff out of it. I am a pack rat. Not looking forward to moving all my shit! I still have clothes, furniture, dishes, scrapbooking supplies, Halloween decorations (my favorite holiday), and Christmas stuff. I am not even taking everything....I see a garage sale in my future!!
Today, I was on my way to the compound...and I had a fender bender. The guy I hit was a total douche bag....some street racer punk in a too fast too furious type car! OMG!! We were stopping at a light on 290. My foot slipped off of the brake and I barely hit him. He gets out...looks at the damage (a 2 inch scratch), shakes his head at me, and gets on the phone. I try to move....to get out of the way of traffic. He steps in front of my car and tells me not to move. Like, I am going to flee the scene. He finally gives me the nod that it is okay to move. I asked him if he called the cops and he said yes. Then he comes back over and asks me for my info. F*ck you! You called the cops, we will wait for them. Yes, I am fully aware that I am going to get a ticket. But this guy was an ass. We could have exchanged info and been back on the road within 15 minutes of the ordeal. Noooo, he has to involve the cops. The cop finally gets there.....45 minutes later. He was really nice. Said it was unfortunate, but he was going to have to give me a ticket. Asked if anyone was hurt....are you kidding me? We were going less than 5 miles per hour. No, no one is hurt. The dude has a 2 inch scratch on his car! A two inch scratch...that is going to cost me $300 in a traffic fine and no telling what on my insurance. UGH! Stupid douche!

LOTD

http://listoftheday.blogspot.com/2009/05/classic-craigslist-ad-of-day-fking.html

My wonderful sister introduced me to the List of the Day blog. I love it. It is a very funny blog. Today was a classic craig's list ad. OMG! The ad itself was funny...but it was the comments left by other people that had me laughing so hard I was crying. Seriously...check it out. If you don't laugh....you just don't have a sense of humor.

Mopac

If you were on mopac tonight and there was a blue ford escape with a cock hanging out the back window....I swear it was not me. I was not in the back seat, with a double headed dildo hanging out the window. I swear.....I don't know what you are talking about!

What a difference 24 hours makes!

So....I met up with the white boy rapper...he filmed my big ass for a video. Probably "she's got a big butt, the re-mix". You know I don't listen to my sis! We shall see what he does with the footage. Kind of nervous and excited at the same time. Probably can't run for the presidency now. He was very professional. Didn't ask me to get naked, even though we did meet in a seedy motel!

Damn, my sister always has to be the voice of reason....

Okay...I am a flighty, day dreaming, fruit loop. I get it. But sometimes I just want to "DO"! Do whatever it is....just go....and not think about it. Tonight it was going to be meeting a white rapper who likes big girls and writes songs about them. He had talked to me about filming me and my ass for an upcoming video. I am at the compound and was going to have to drive a bit to go meet him. I got to the end of the dirt road (my parents long drive way) and called my sis. I told her what I was thinking of doing. Her response "are you on your meds?? maybe you need to go see the doc and get an adjustment.". Gee, thanks sis. I don't know....I did call her. Maybe that was the answer I wanted. Maybe I wanted to be talked out of it....
Damn this being an adult and making "good" decisions!

The best show...ever!

Only six episodes...please God, I hope there are more that are as good as the first six. East Bound and Down! I don't even know where to start with the greatness of this show. If you offend easily....you really shouldn't watch it. I guarantee, if you do, it will happen in the first few minutes of any show. Of course, the main character, Kenny is awesome. But, right now I am digging on Stevie. I am not sure if Stevie is gay or straight. He might just have a total man crush on Kenny. Whatever it is, he worships him. Will do anything for him. One of my favorite Stevie moments...he is invited to a bbq that Kenny's first love (April) is having. He has started to dress and talk like Kenny. In doing that, he says to April, with regard to the people in attendance at the party, something along the lines of "who are all these mother fuckers?". April replies "these motherfuckers are from my church group....". Damn, that is good TV, right there!

Note to my sis....I love you, but you comment on my blog like a dickhead!

woohoo!

Starting a new blog. So excited.....now....what should I talk about???